you-ass-hat:

you know its real when you check sixpenceee’s blog even before yours

celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

(via sweggitysweg)

microsoftbob:

microsoftbob:

when boys hold u by yr waist and make you feel tiny
when you kiss boys and you can feel their stubble
freckles on boy
body hair on boy
spooning with boys
when boys get hard while spooning and you can feel it and its really cute
boys in the abstract
boy

1 year later and I’m a lesbian

(via givemeastage)

wellingtonvevo:

zayn: dad i gotta go to my friend’s mom’s wedding

yaser: which friend?

zayn: louis

yaser: the little white one that smokes?

zayn: yes—

yaser: sit yo ass down

(via zaynngel)

2dcc:

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(Source: latkeprincess, via theonethingforyouu)